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TERMINAL ACCESS GRANTED - BRIAN CONNELLY
Internet Infrastructure Architect | Est. 1991
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whoami
BRIAN CONNELLY
Infrastructure Architect & Internet Pioneer
"Building critical systems since green phosphor monitors"
cat intro.txt
Internet Pioneer with 30+ years at the cutting edge of technology evolution. Built one of South Carolina's first ISPs from scratch in 1991 (pre-Linux 1.0 era), architecting complete internet infrastructure using early Unix/BSD and 0.x Linux kernels.
Proven track record architecting enterprise systems from nothing, scaling infrastructure globally, and delivering mission-critical solutions. From early internet infrastructure to modern AI/ML systems - building reliable, scalable technology for three decades.
ls -la /career
drwxr-xr-x 1991-1999 sc-supernet [Internet Pioneer - ISP Founder]
drwxr-xr-x 1980s apple-inc [Early Career - Youngest Employee]
drwxr-xr-x 1998-2000 ent-comm-msg [CEO - Fortune 500 Clients]
drwxr-xr-x 2001-2006 healthcare-cio [CIO/CTO - Healthcare Management]
drwxr-xr-x 2006-2009 enterprise-hw [HCLV Tier 4 Support Lead]
drwxr-xr-x 2010-2024 fed-contractor [Senior Citrix/VMware Architect]
drwxr-xr-x 2024-pres independent [Consultant & AI Developer]
cat specialties.txt
├─ Linux & Unix Systems (30+ years)
│ ├─ Early Internet Infrastructure (Pre-1.0 Linux)
│ ├─ System Architecture & Design
│ ├─ Virtualization & Containerization
│ └─ Performance Optimization & Scaling
├─ Infrastructure & DevOps
│ ├─ Distributed Systems Architecture
│ ├─ Network Design & Implementation
│ ├─ Critical Infrastructure (Energy, Government)
│ └─ High-Availability Systems (99.9%+ uptime)
├─ Development & Automation
│ ├─ Python/Node.js/Bash Development
│ ├─ AI/ML Pipeline Architecture
│ ├─ API Design & Integration
│ └─ Infrastructure as Code
└─ Specialized Technologies
├─ VoIP & Telecommunications
├─ GPU-Accelerated Computing
├─ Security & Compliance (NIST, Federal)
└─ MCP Protocol & Distributed AI Systems
grep -i "achievements" history.log
• Pioneered early internet infrastructure using pre-1.0 Linux kernels (1991)
• Founded successful ISP, grew to $2M+ revenue with IPO
• Architected infrastructure supporting 5,000+ concurrent users globally
• Designed critical national infrastructure for strategic energy operations
• Built GPU-accelerated computing platforms for HPC workloads
• Led Tier 4 escalation support for Fortune 500 enterprise customers
• Managed infrastructure for classified government programs
• Achieved 99.9%+ uptime on mission-critical distributed systems
cat certifications.txt
• MCSE - Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer
• VCP - VMware Certified Professional/Architect
• Xen Certified Administrator
• CLPI-2 - Linux Professional Institute Certification
• VMware DSA - Deploy, Secure, Analyze
echo $EDUCATION
Bachelor of Science (Biology), University of South Carolina, 2012
Note: Founded SC SuperNet Inc. while in college (1991), building one of the state's first ISPs during the early commercial internet era. Career began at Apple Inc. as one of their youngest employees. 30+ years of cutting-edge technology experience combined with industry certifications demonstrate expertise that transcends traditional academic paths.
cat contact.txt
Email: buddy@loser.com
Domain: loser.com (Owned since 199X)
Status: Available for interesting infrastructure projects
uptime
System uptime: 30+ years and counting
Last reboot: Never. Still building. Still curious.
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